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-Hailing from parts unknown!
-Purveyor of Fine Toots
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Musical noodlings and loops:
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My bullshit:
https://justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@beige.party

#nosearch #nobot #noindex

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Sage Tyrtle's writing is available or upcoming in New Delta Review, The Offing, and Apex among others. She's told stories on stages all over the world and her words have been featured on NPR, CBC, and PBS. She runs a low cost online writing workshop collective.

Nominated 3 times for Pushcart, twice for Best of the Net, once for Best American Short Stories.

Avatar description: Person with shaved head and blue bangs, blue cats-eye glasses, cleft palate.

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Boring straight white male.

#DoctorWho • #skeptic • #Eurovision • #old 👴

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I do: 📸🥃🍷☕️
I watch: 📽📺🎭
I follow: 🏉🏒🏍

Shy, introvert, anti-gambling sport lover who watches way too many movies & tv shows.

Strong advocate for "you do you" where it doesn't impose on others, and Wheaton's Law (aka don't be a dick).

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An inked nerd with ADHD who wandered in and began eating all the cheese. Don't worry, the spiders and snakes don't eat much. I'm not here to be the savior you long for, only the one you don't.

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Just a guy, on a K set, two rows behind you ...

Rail humour, other railway goodness, assorted transport tidbits, and anything else that catches my eye, even if unrelated to transport.

WARNING: may contain traces of factual stuff.

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We do not have much in common, you and I - still, this encounter feels special. I hope you will not mind if I consider you a friend.

he/him

enthusiastically anti-nazi

RTs are *absolutely* endorsements unless I'm arguing with whoever got RT'd in the replies - and sometimes even then.

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I'm an older geek dad in the California bay area.

Please talk to me about #coffee , #puns , #infosec , #books , #scifi, #ttrpg, or other geeky topics.

I like cheesy 80s pop music, Rush, and GloryHammer. No apologies.

I've discovered #mastocats hash tag, and #mosstodon and #photography and they've all made this a much more humane place.

I like seeing the "slice of life" posts from real people. These kinds of moments are what connects us.

Pronouns: he/him

#Infosec, #nerd, #dad, older #geek.

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Mostly one-liners at my own expense

Awkward AF

Midwest to West Coast

Please direct any and all complaints to the anthropomorphic hotdog that manages this account.

Pixelfed photos: @Alice

♾️

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DK or Violet (she/her)

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