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"the service shall consume more bandwidth until the link capacity has been saturated"

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rust programmer, tokio.rs maintainer

senior systems engineer by day, incident skull admiral and network programming performance junkie by night

i feast on link capacity

SREs want me, network engineers fear me

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Booster more than Tooter.
Model-transparancy Data Scientist & ML Engineer
Posts auto-delete in a month.

#Statistics #MachineLearning #Physics #Astronomy #Seismology #RemoteSensing #GeneralRelativity #Geodesy #RomanEmpire #FertileCrescent #Art #Architecture #Photography #BW #OpenStreetMap #Linux #Python #Cpp #Rust #OpenSource #FOSS #Privacy #WSPR #Meshtastic #GrapheneOS #DeltaChat #Reticulum #OpenCore

Header Description: 8-channel paper punch tape
Avatar Description: corporate head-shot

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Hype and aura rocket mechanic. Missile hobbyist, firearm enthusiast. New Glenn best girl. ᏥᏣᎳᎩ | AbFC₂H₄

The reviews are in:
\"Fedi's most prolific warmonger.\"
\"Satire until proven otherwise.\"
\"Do NOT meow at the flight hardware.\"
\"Why do I feel like this is a psyop to turn me into a femboy.\"
\"Why did they let you on a Space Force base?\"
\"100/10 would shoot me in my sleep.\"

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he/him🏳️‍⚧️Ⓐ🏴‍☠️🐢🪼🏳️‍🌈

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unapologetically vegan
apologetically the rest of the way I am
I post about machining, bikes, animal rights, and *more*

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29 🏳️‍🌈. aka Andresito; en el laberinto como Asterión.
Software Engineer II #microsoft 🇨🇦 
Computer Science #CUBoulder | #USBve 🇻🇪
poesía & hyperpop. 

en // es

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Working and coaching in tech using BDD, TDD, DDD, "Agile" etc.

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Thursday, what a concept

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