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this is not a place of honor. nothing valued is here.

resident librarian and eternal emo kid. i don't have an interesting life but i do watch a lot of movies.

if you follow me because i occasionally make a sincere library post, please be aware that i spend most of the time pissposting the worst and most useless thoughts imaginable and that i openly and unironically love terrible things. bless 💖

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cis scum, they/their because fuck you that's why
keeping atlas shrugged in a pool of blood so none of it's lies can affect me
Aotearoa resident

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I am Hadeel from Gaza, a mother of two children, Jouri and Hamza.

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i share memetic hazards from my laboratory

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Why follow I?

Looks mean. Is nice.

I don't want you to hate, for all the hurt that you feel. The world is just illusion trying to change you.

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nobody reads this shit

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formerly @anomaly

27 y/o bi boy/girl/genderfluid person. I work in tech, live in the Triangle (NC), into leftism, urbanism, music, technology, various arts and sciences, and the occasional shitpost/sadpost/hornypost

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beef strokinoff :commie:

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