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I believe voluntary mutual aid is better than imposed mutual destruction.
Resistance to oppression is inherent to all life.
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Visually impaired. Thus, I do n̲o̲ alt-text image-descriptions. Please feel invited to contribute such as an @-reply to any of my toots you feel should particularly have such.

🐊 🖤 :antifa: :as: :anfem_star: :anqueer_star: 🏴 :flag_rojava: :demimale:
#NoEdits

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Congressman, IL-06. Engineer. Former CEO. Dad. Husband. Occasional piano player. "The best friend of a nation is he who most faithfully rebukes her for her sins—and he her worst enemy who, under the specious… garb of patriotism seeks to excuse, palliate or defend them." - Frederick Douglass

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I'm funny on Thursdays between 2pm and 5pm PST.

Sometimes I pretend I’m Mark Ruffalo.

Former sketch/improv person. I love #Taskmaster, #OnePunchMan, and #Boundless (the endurance race show).

Pro LGBTQIA+, BLM, anything that involves not being an a-hole.

I often toot late so select the notification bell if you don’t want to miss any of the 2am zingers.

Pronouns: he/him/his (cis-het, married)

#humor
#humour
#comedy
#jokes
#dadjokes
#puns
#writing
#improv
#standup
#fedi22

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(he/him) bidet and star trek enthusiast. certified cornball.

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Joke attempter. Mildly annoying. Occasionally humorous.

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Mostly one-liners at my own expense

Awkward AF

Midwest to West Coast

Please direct any and all complaints to the anthropomorphic hotdog that manages this account.

Pixelfed photos: @Alice

♾️

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Largest Fediverse News Site
"News Happens Here First"

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Speculative Fiction author, PhD Environmental Engineering 
I write hopeful climate fiction & solarpunk. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️| SFWA
 Being gentle/healing is radical & disruptive.  

Host: Bright Green Futures podcast, stories to build a better world
#writing #hopepunk #ClimateFiction #solarpunk #ScienceFiction #ClimateChange 

"AI is a lying machine made out of crimes."🔨 
If you think piracy is great, unfollow me.

Writing a novel about families and plants.

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