About Garth Spencer

Born on the flanks of Aetna, where the sullen smokepuffs float, I was stolen from the space gypsies as a baby by a tribe of wandering Anglos. To this day I attribute the many failures of human communication to the fact that we are actually several hundred species pretending to be one, and an *odd* number at that. Explains the high divorce rate, the high school dropout rate, and the number of people who end up homeless or doing petty crime because they just don't get basic adulting skills, eh?

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