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hi, my name is Viv. I'm a tired 30-something 2x PhD dropout, computer toucher, & XFCE evangelist

this account supports sex workers, tankies, and the Public Broadcasting System

if you're under 18 please do not interact with any of my NSFW posts 🔞🙅🏼‍♀️

"I think the arachnid mating is getting in the way of your sleep schedule" --@gfzoda

all glory to God, the most Gracious, the most Merciful

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lagunia

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Full time poster, part time father. He/him

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"Take away my wisdom and my categories!"
~ Phyllis Webb

Avatar: bearded charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque shambles toward the forest while pondering the universe within his tin camping cup

Banner: A magpie perches on a balcony rail to snatch a walnut half while another wings it majestically toward the camera; it is winter

ALT TEXT is my love language
AI is my hate language

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trans internet cryptid

dumb ● gay ● high prolly

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this is not a place of honor. nothing valued is here.

resident librarian and eternal emo kid. i don't have an interesting life but i do watch a lot of movies.

if you follow me because i occasionally make a sincere library post, please be aware that i spend most of the time pissposting the worst and most useless thoughts imaginable and that i openly and unironically love terrible things. bless 💖

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socialist who likes cats, photography, plants, baseball and shitposting. I’m often inexorably sad. pedants in my replies get blocked. #acab #transrights she/her
longtime account is on dot social @SarahKite
bofalol & RadicalTown alumnus
I also post on Bluesky

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snark, sarcasm, swears, and animal pics.

🐴 , 🐈 , 🐶, 🐐 , & 🐓

 I foster #CKCS. Spoonie. Queer.

she/her

justmytoots.com/@momercury@jorts.horse

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STANCED UP IN THE MAUSOLEUM

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my posts are gold

a glistening, continuous stream of gold

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gas-tlevania: fart of the butt

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