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My new account. Migrated from .world
Fan of #Shitposters, and I’m a #ShitpostBooster
Occasional political boosts/comments
#Puns are fun
 #Aromantic #Atheist
I’m the B in #LGBTQ #Bisexual 🏳️‍🌈
#BiPolar
#Boomer #Boomertifa
#TransAlly 🏳️‍⚧️  #ChronicPain #Fibromyalgia
#DogMom to a #RescueDog #Dogs because people suck
#Masshole

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Bite me, Musk.

NOTE: NO BIO, NO POSTS = INSTANT BLOCK

Progressive political commentator (print, radio, podcasts) for years. I post a lot: breaking news + legit info you can use, prone to snark. My mini Australian Labradoodle, Hamilton, has trained me well.

Now where's my trough of wine? 🍷🇨🇦

#Progressive #USPolitics #VotingRights #legal #WomensRights #CivilRights #BLM #climate #Canada #journalists #politics #news #LGBTQ #DogsOfMastodon

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Late life cycling fanatic, photography dabbler, coffee guzzler. Works in IT for a certain german auto manufacturer. Mildly obsessed with Home Assistant home automation. Oh, and raging bleeding heart liberal. Pro Science, pro DEI, pro Human Rights, pro Decency, you name it.

#cycling / #photography / #FujiFilm / #HomeAssistant

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If you're reading this bio, you need to stop what you're doing and check out my Substack newsletter at the link below 👇

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#librarian, world traveler, mom to 2 #dachshunds Gertie & Bucky, and 3 #cats Zoie, Pippin, & Brienne. interests include #UrbanPlanning, #PublicTransit, and #archeology, particularly the #neolithic. Mansplainers will be blocked!

#BlackLivesMatter #AccessibilityMatters I support and stand with my #LGBTQIA+ friends and family.

Motivational Nutritionist

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Former proprietor of now defunct misfittoys.social.

Parental guidance strongly suggested.

Purveyor of Splendiferously Abundant Profanity, Overflowing With an Effervescent Effluence of Ennui.

Superfluous Shitposter Extraordinaire, Master of Weltschmerz, and Brutal Banisher of Brevity.

#Cannabis #Democracy #DisposablePeople #Empathy #Equality #LGBTQ+ #MentalIllness #MutualAid #Puns

CAUTION: Prolific "woke" booster/poster; currently average |52| posts per day. You have been warned.

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